Eko Patrio jokes, Century Bank and erry in Gebyar BCA

 One day, Om Bike busily going to let search acquaintances or friends new and old who have minimal computer or typewriter Om Bike can borrow or rent free by way of debt, And when someone asked:

"what Om Bike looking computer or typewriter? '.

Bike Om replied:

"to wait and write important news, because you want to try again om bike work a few years ago had occasionally in doing, namely to be a writer or a freelance journalist, but failed, not only did not succeed alone."

When the question again:

"No matter what news? '.

Om bike then replied:

"news artist possibility that the usual comedian known by the name of Derry be interrogated or arrested."  

When Om Bike in question again:

"for any case. Is it because of drug cases anymore. Because some artists often caught more than 2 times from the same drug that is the case? ".

Om Bike said:

"The possibility of defamation or insulting state officials such as the droll artist commonly called Jojon, which according to the news I received the Jojohn been arrested due to said former President Suharto as his Father monkey".

And when someone asks:

"when and where the Deri commit slander or insult to the officials?".

Bike Om said,

"on a night where no Om Bike know exactly where, but private television station broadcast via Indosiar Gebyar BCA event. live well. "

When the question again:"how events more clearly and in detail her?".

Om Bike explained as follows: "One night, precisely Saturday night before a Sunday night, because it has not arrived 00 hours before the date 7 months to 3 years, 2010, in the event that is part of the comedy Gebyar BCA, the Derry and his friends who joined in the group ekopatrio and friends, took clowning to comment on co-star in the comedy story was smallish and durable short like a toddler with a comment, which stated: "How are you young people will be able to quickly managed to rob, while those of Bank Century were steeper in posture and position it until that night, yet successfully robbed".  

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SKA AND HIS MUSIC EVENTS

When Om bike trying to make a living so kosher to change the fate of the music artists, and the newly defined only as a musician also commonly called street musicians, om bike is not tied to a single stream of rhythm music. Her obvious love ombike sing any kind of rhythm music, especially the music, who was popular in the city where Ombike action.
But there is also a genre of music that makes Ombike to be careful of his singing to the rhythm of the music stream SKA.
its event as follows, on a day when at that time so it booming SKA music, especially a song called Coquette which brought the Group Band TYPE X, then ombike would often sing a song with the flow of the music that SKA. And to attract the attention of genre fans, then ombike when singing than always wearing clothes and attributes SKA musicians, but also that there is writing his SKA, there are skaters, or I LOVE SKA, etc.., Hoping there will be people who are fun gathered in the street or alley or serious to be having a birthday party or a wedding or circumcision in their homes or special party invited her to sing it so that the flow of SKA will be more communicative than just hearing from the recording.
And events that make Ombike should carefully sang the song with the music that SKA is, one day when Ombike ngamen in action on a public transit bus while singing stream SKA who was on top, and as usual after every single song came Ombike passengers one by one, handing her hat to hold the money that will be provided by the generous passenger or happy with the performance Ombike or have more money and kind.
But ... all of a sudden there was a spat Ombike, of course Ombike shocked and angry and almost uproar. And when Ombike ask the people who spit on him why he was spitting Om bike, so passengers who spit ombike answered like this:
"I read in the paper he said to say hello and express friendship or a music community and feel good too excited and amazed at the flow of music lovers SKA, all of it must be proved and showed the musicians or the fans spit on Ska music, and you are a musician SKA then I tried to show the familiar atmosphere among Ska, whether my attitude is wrong "
hear the answer to that, among the passengers there were tetawa, there were just saying Ooooohh ...
and noise can not continue, and ombike was quickly dropped from the bus, afraid spit by a bus passenger, a profit if the saliva of beautiful women try if he or rabbies containing germs can be dangerous, not necessarily money, but surely the spit of a Bus will be in the can.
Because the people who are the same as stingy rich man who lived in the past, which have names Qorun, that all his possessions by God drowned into the ground because of his stingy, so that every property that is in the soil or on the go or a not clear who is regarded as its owner, people always call her with Karun's treasure alone, and certainly would not love to throw spit carelessly.
And of course I mean it Qorun Qorun who in the past lived in Egypt in the time of Nabi Musa was alive.

So for her next time if singing SKA, ombike always be careful and just sing SKA with its own poetic works like this:

SKA BUTUH UANG BUKAN LUDAH
 

SKA memang jenis musik
yang kini aku dendangkan
SKA memang yang aku sukai juga
Tapi
SKArang aku minta uang bukan ludah
SKArang aku minta uang buat makan
Bukan ludah
SKArang aku minta uang bayar kost
bukan ludah
SKArang aku mau menghibur
Tuk minta uang bukan ludah
SKArang aku minta uang
Bukan di ludahin.

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